Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Roger Clemens Sucks

Dear Yankee Apologist,

Roger Clemens has a 5.4 ERA. He gave up 4 earned in 6 innings.

He is Not Dominant. He is Old. He is Past It. He can no longer Get After It. He doesn't have The Stuff. He is Past His Prime. Your team is Shitting The Bed. Your team is Built On A Faulty Premise. Your team Sucks Labradoodle Anal Fissures For Moisture And Warmth. Your team is Worse Than Being Anally Raped By A Glass-Shard Encrusted Penis.

Your team Will Not Make The Playoffs. I Hate Your Team. I Want Bad Things To Happen To Them. I Am Blinded By Hate. I Wish Them Badness. Like, for real.

Yours,

The Editor.

1 comment:

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