So let me get this straight. Joba is "the Man". Joba is an unhittable, unflappable, mound-warrior, right?
Joba strides valiantly across baseball fields, unencumbered by failure, or the ability to be anything but a focused, perfect strikeout machine, right?
Joba has a mushy, Steinbrenner-is-crying-and-Dad's-motorized-cart-is charging heartwarming story, right?
But this guy is fazed by some flying insects?
Wait...this just in. The grill on Harlan's cart is clogged with gnats and his cart is overheating...
